The dullest blog in the world

I decided to go for a walk. I set off in my chosen direction. Eventually I returned to my starting point.

I was standing up. It occurred to me that a more comfortable posture would be preferable. I located a chair and sat down.

I noticed that the doormat was at a slightly crooked angle.  I reached down and moved the mat back into its correct place. The edge of the mat was then perpendicular to the door.

A thought occurred to me and I decided to make a note of it. I found a piece of paper and a pen. I used the pen to write the note on the piece of paper.

A window was slightly open. I decided that I did not need it to continue to be so. I closed it and securing it using the window handles.

I was seated in my computer chair. I reached out my hand and pressed the ‘on’ button. After a moment the computer turned itself on.

Some pencils were scattered around on my desk. I picked them up one by one. I placed the pencils in the drawer which I use to store pencils.

There was a cupboard in the corner of the room. I reached out my hand and gripped the door handle. I pulled the door towards me, thereby opening the cupboard.

I was standing at a central point in the room. The walls were all at approximately the same distance from me. I continued to stand there for a few moments.

My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.