I noticed that the doormat was at a slightly crooked angle. I reached down and moved the mat back into its correct place. The edge of the mat was then perpendicular to the door.
I noticed that the doormat was at a slightly crooked angle. I reached down and moved the mat back into its correct place. The edge of the mat was then perpendicular to the door.
This is starting to look dangerously like excitement. Was it a doormat with a touch of style?
Pity the bloody door wasn’t perpendicular to the rest of the house! lol
I wish I had a doormat.
I had a doormat once.
Better to have a doormat than to be a doormat.
I am concerned. If you rotated the doormat such that it was perpendicular to the door the following options now come into play depending on your space time and relative dimension. 1) The mat now protrudes into the room/hallway 2) The mat is now standing on it’s end. 3) the mat is now standing on its end but the short end is down and thus it is a tall mat leaning its side perpendicularly against the door 4) most inconveniently of all, the mat is now stood on it’s long end, but is protruding into the room. This is now the most extreme perpendicularity of them all. Please clarify as I am unable to take the suspense as to which perpendicular prohesion you were proposing?
I had a doormat, but then after a while I didn’t have again.
I have a doormat. It’s beige and sometimes when I’m feeling needy I curl up on it in a foetal position. It works for me but annoys my neighbours no end.
Doormat FTW
my doormat died before i could celebrate its 9th birthday.
Do you have OCD? I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in the correct order, just as they should be
Symmetry is everything.
You have a doormat? So rich! This isn’t even my house. I don’t have a house.
I need to straighten my doormat, thanks for reminding me.
I used to have a doormat. It was rubber. It was crooked too. But then, I was smart for I miraculously straighened it! Hey lets have a contest! Whose doormat is more straight or perpendicular!
Dude. it should be ‘parallel’. Perpendicular means the doormat is at a right angle to the door.
I have a mat. Now, will someone please show me the door?
oh no .. my mat is round…. sobs sobs
See, you’re smart. I would’ve straightened the house to be perpendicular to the doormat. You made the better choice I think. Like I said, smart.
I also have a doormat
Marcus began, “Dude, it should be ‘parallel’.” I sighed – I had no wish to be on the same blog as him.
I once was a doormat.
I have 2 doormats – one upstairs at the front door and one downstairs at the back door.
That post is very dull.
At my house we don’t discriminate against door mats. If the mat doesn’t want to be straight its its own business.
I hate doormats!!
Just saying I found this blog today, and I totally love it.
I thought that this blog was about profound issues regarding doormats. It is so good I’m thinking of putting it in my favorites for a while. What a happy surprise that doormats can be so versatile.
I bought a doormat yesturday.
So this is where government employees spend their time.
I love Doormats…!
Don`t have doormat either… *sigh*
My bathmat was slightly awry. I didn’t bother straightening it, though. Would have meant bending down. I could have used my foot, I suppose, but that would have meant standing on one leg and I’ve had enough excitement for one day, what with my bathmat being awry and everything.
I missed you. But now that you are back I don’t miss you as much.
I have two doormats stacked together on the inside of the door… I don’t know how that happened.
My floor is crooked, so I decide to shift my doormat so my floor look straight
Problem is, this blog is more interesting than my work.
I wish I knew what a doormat is
Hello to the dullest blog in the world. I find it a very comprehensive blog and not dull at all. I think that doormats are the best deal compared to wall to wall carpets. No Joke!. Wall to wall carpets should be prohibited internationally. They are the silent pestilence of this century. When will people see the truth about those genteel doormats?
Congratulations on the shout out in the Economist! This blog is going places! http://www.economist.com/science-technology/displaystory.cfm?story_id=15660874
Just so you know this blogg entry was cited in an artical this week in the Economist newspaper concerning convergence of the triviality the bloggosphere and computer technology.
It just felt as it something really amazing thing was done…great job!
I am a doormat.
I just rushed out and bought a doormat and had it installed. I can’t see what the fuss is about! Was it installed wrong? Is there any tech support, or a user group? Maybe the installer wasn’t certified?
I would like to buy a t-shirt from you to support your site. It doesn’t have to be fancy. A plain white t-shirt will suffice.
A fascinating and uplifting account of life.
If only we all saw the small things in our existence as little gems of experience.
You brought the Windows 7 doormat. I’m afraid it has no other features than the ones you are currently witnessing.
If you suffer from OCD, you could be successful – many great athletes and scientists, for example, are obsessive about their training and research and this has enabled them to beat the competition.
If you obsess about doormats, however, you just suffer from OCD.
Personally, I straighten my many doormats at least once every hour.
I had a doormat called Boris once. It came from Ikeia. I spilled paint on it once.
I must straighten my doormats now.