Scratching my knee

My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.

71 Responses to “Scratching my knee”

  1. lemon says:

    i have a knee to

  2. cautiousman says:

    Dear Dave,

    i know the feeling. Were there anyone else around when you itched your knee? if there were, you are a brave soul!!

    Yesterday i had the itchy socks syndrome. It’s when you socks itch around the elastic band. If i lived somewhere else maybe i wouldn’t wear socks; but it’s cold here. But maybe again no. Wearing shoes without socks smells.

    Anyhow, i like itching as long as it is stoppable. if it’s not and you cannot control it that would have been tough. Regardless of whatever you decide to do with itchy knees in the future, do not rush into action. Don’t scratch it unless you are certain that you can stop when you want to.

    Wow…this was too much action for me. I need rest now.

  3. tabes says:

    This is quite posebly the lamest i have ever been on

  4. David says:

    Today I had an itch on both knees. I decided the best course of action would be use both hands simultaneously (quicker than using one hand). Later that day I ran down the stairs instead of walking hence getting back on schedule.

  5. Dereck says:

    I think it’s age. Old people got something going on with them all the time :)

  6. Michael says:

    Dude, that knee! Is that a…
    Oh my gosh!
    Is that a
    Is that a mole in your knee, you popped the mole dude, stop scratching!

  7. Zeus. says:

    Dave,
    I was sitting here, and your predicament brought much thought and memories to me.
    Like the time my dog had used a wrong tone with the police from Gwallibalia.

    i think i might have your answer though.
    you see for years me and my people have suffered from slight itching of the knee every Thursdays at 10, we learned to fight off the problem with a simple easy to use whale penis.

    Sincerely,

  8. Dave says:

    Itchy knees are caused by being knock-kneed. This knock-knee condition comes from standing in the middle of the room doing nothing all day as you are prone do. As a result, the weight of your upper body gradually bends your knee inwardly so that they gradually meet and start to grow together. When you pull them apart, the resulting irritation causes the itch.

  9. jake says:

    hey guys, pls continue to write ur blog. probably the only important web-page in general.

  10. I feel your pain. I’m glad it all went away.

  11. Walt says:

    I tend to that during office boredom…but here is the kicker – i always get the hairs on my knees twisted then I have a crazy knot there…adn that always stinks.

  12. Feller says:

    What’s wrong with the people today? Every second one got knee problem :(

  13. Plow says:

    I feel a little stressed by the fact that you had a activities to continue with.

  14. Tbone says:

    I have two knees

  15. May says:

    I don’t have an itchy knee, but It’s usually my back that is itchy and which I will try to scratch but fail to relieve the itch.

    That is why i don’t stare at walls, because I use wall to scratch my back so that the itch on my back is relieved.

    I still don;t have an itchy knee, but I need to find a wall now.

  16. garry says:

    I am 7ft 6″and my knee is far away and sometimes I have an Itchy far knee

  17. John says:

    When you have an knee problem, that the real one.

  18. TBone says:

    i like cake

  19. Stardust says:

    I scratch everywhere, so much so I lose attention on activities

  20. Will says:

    You have the hands of a healer.

  21. Very good report,I just now subscribed to your feed.

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