Scratching my knee

My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.

81 Responses to “Scratching my knee”

  1. ANDY says:

    Which knee was it, and which hand did you use?

  2. Adrian Monk says:

    Has the itching occurred since 9/10/2004?

    If so, I hope you relieved the irritation

  3. Ernmoran says:

    If your itch persists, perhaps you should see a doctor. Or not. It’s up to you.

  4. Jason Dunphy says:

    dude you might have crabs!!!

  5. Ivy says:

    I apologize for the misfortune of an ichy knee and rejoice in your remedy…

  6. mynameisthis says:

    i loke potatos
    this is dull no wonder its called that
    u bore me

  7. RUGBURN21 says:

    MAYBE ITS AN OLD SCAB FROM WHEN YOU’VE BEEN ON YOUR KNEE’S? JUST WONDERING!!

  8. Robert Sprague, Jr. says:

    Whenever I scratch my knee, I leave slightly red marks on my knee where I had scratched it. Does this ever happen to you?

  9. durr says:

    continue your activities?? you can’t mention the word “activities” in the dullest blog in the world… come on now.

  10. kurachigo says:

    this blog is AWESOME!!!!! im gonna read more entries lol

  11. Brealan says:

    I am very glad to hear you have resolved that small issue. please let us know if more persist! Good luck please.

  12. shannon says:

    This one I enjoyed the most.

  13. Kitty Kat says:

    Meow meow mew mew meow mow me meow!

    Meow. Meow mew mew mew!

    Purrrrrrrrrrrrr………….

    Meow meowe meow mew mewie??

    Meow meeow mow.

    ~Kitty Kat

    P.S. MEOW meow MEOWIE!

  14. my name isn't worthy enough for you Dave says:

    the itch was crying out to you and you ansered its call you did not ignore it like a selfish man you stoped your activity just to help that one itch

    how i wish i were treated with such care by others. the same way you stoped to hear the itch’s cry for help

  15. wittygrl42 says:

    I hear that Gold Bond products are quite effective for itching and other skin problems. An itch can be very annoying.

  16. calandmalgag says:

    when cal getes an itch, i like to itch it;)

  17. kic27 says:

    woah, intense action sequence!!! awesome!

  18. I Like This Comment says:

    I highly recommend listening to the incredibly enlightening Cure for The Itch song by Linkin Park. It cures your itches.

  19. Hh6lizard says:

    I am also a sufferer from itchy knees on occasion. Congratulations for the successful remedy.

  20. jacqueline says:

    i’m itching for a scratch.

  21. Wolfgang says:

    indeed i have felt this tention you talk about, its the feeling of undeserved annoyance from your nerves

  22. kk kady the dull says:

    i had an itch once but ……….i found……umm…….what was it…….oh yea…CHEESE!!! i found cheese

    wait why am i writting this O:

    SUBMIT COMMENT

  23. J says:

    Were you crawling on your knees prior to the knee-itching-then-scratching event? I know this sometimes can make your knees itchy. Especially if people knock you down onto the grass. I have had to experience this unfortunate happening on more than one occasion…

  24. Steve says:

    What activities dis you continue? Turning off lights or looking at walls?

  25. Mindy says:

    I am in love with you.

  26. Jesse says:

    If I may ask, which knee was it?

  27. Aby says:

    Just imagine if ur hands were tied and u wud not be able to scratch the knee..things wud have worsened..but why the hell am i writing so much, ur hands were not tied and u finally scratched ur knees…
    Kudos!!!!

  28. Jackson says:

    i pray for your itchy knee

  29. Roborobert6 says:

    Well don’t exhaust yourself by doing other activites. Stare at the wall again.

  30. Gabby says:

    Wow. this is amazing. i wish i was as talented in writing as you are.
    ALL HAIL DAVE.

  31. Jen08 says:

    I think this could be made into an epic movie. I would go and see it. Twice.

  32. dancechic says:

    Reading that made my knee itchy!!! P.S. this is the dumbest site ever, awesome!

  33. Patrick Rossi says:

    To JEN08
    I’d go see 3 times at the movies…
    Maybe have a Johnny depp in the lead role.
    And steven Spielberg to direct

  34. Liljkc says:

    Luckly it was only one knee and not 2…….May i ask what other activitys where you doing…..your just so interesting!

  35. Andrew says:

    OMFG THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY

  36. Ahaha… laughing is interesting. Especially when it isn’t. Scratching your knee is interesting too. Especially when it isn’t. My knee itches. But I don’t feel like scratching it.

  37. yeppie says:

    persist in scratching, don’t give up! scratch harder and comfort and relief will come forth!……………….. (blood, too will come forth if you scratch too hard though…………………………………)

  38. Gerry says:

    A movie based on this blog is a stimulating idea but I think you`re being too hasty in casting Johnny Depp in the lead role. I`m not sure if his knee could convincingly portray itchiness, or rise to the perhaps greater challenge of playing a knee that no longer itches.

  39. JC says:

    I just scratched my knee too.. whoa!

  40. Filip Szczepanski says:

    My complaint is that this blog, in fact, isn’t the dullest one in the world.

  41. Nicole says:

    I, too, scratch my knee when it’s itchy.

  42. Someone sleeping right now says:

    I read this to my incredibly hipper brother, when I was finished he was asleep

  43. reagan (who finds this exceptionaly boring says:

    I read this to my incredirly hipper brother. By the time I was finished he was asleep. Not one of your better stories

  44. amazed at this blog!!! says:

    When you scratched the knee, and the itch went away did you notice that not long after another place itches until finally you are constantly scratching yourself.
    It’s the major dilema of my life

  45. Dan says:

    I’m glad you were able to relieve the itch by scratching the effected area. I sometimes scratch itches also. Thank you.

  46. Zac says:

    Moo.

    Moooooo.

    MOOOOOO-BANG!!!!

    Hey, kids, we’re havin’ burgers to-NITE!!!!

  47. no1uno says:

    The itch spoke and you answered it.

  48. fred bloggs says:

    i like parsnips.
    i have noodles every morning.
    pie is tasty.
    scratchring your knee is tasty.
    i am correct.
    do not overpower your fates of a woman.

  49. Feedo L fonzo de champlaign????? says:

    Woooah. Lick it. Marry it. Have itchy knee children! -_-

    Wow………..simon fuller is soooooo english!!!!!

    Se’e’e’e’e’e’e’g!
    La la la! la la la! la la la la la!

  50. *anonomous* says:

    UMMM i had an itchy knee problem. it got to the point where i was ashamed and wouldnt leave the house out of fear that everyone would think i had a suspicious rash. I suggest medical help and counsling. it helped me!

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