My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.
My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.
Which knee was it, and which hand did you use?
Has the itching occurred since 9/10/2004?
If so, I hope you relieved the irritation
If your itch persists, perhaps you should see a doctor. Or not. It’s up to you.
dude you might have crabs!!!
I apologize for the misfortune of an ichy knee and rejoice in your remedy…
i loke potatos
this is dull no wonder its called that
u bore me
MAYBE ITS AN OLD SCAB FROM WHEN YOU’VE BEEN ON YOUR KNEE’S? JUST WONDERING!!
Whenever I scratch my knee, I leave slightly red marks on my knee where I had scratched it. Does this ever happen to you?
continue your activities?? you can’t mention the word “activities” in the dullest blog in the world… come on now.
this blog is AWESOME!!!!! im gonna read more entries lol
I am very glad to hear you have resolved that small issue. please let us know if more persist! Good luck please.
This one I enjoyed the most.
Meow meow mew mew meow mow me meow!
Meow. Meow mew mew mew!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrr………….
Meow meowe meow mew mewie??
Meow meeow mow.
~Kitty Kat
P.S. MEOW meow MEOWIE!
the itch was crying out to you and you ansered its call you did not ignore it like a selfish man you stoped your activity just to help that one itch
how i wish i were treated with such care by others. the same way you stoped to hear the itch’s cry for help
I hear that Gold Bond products are quite effective for itching and other skin problems. An itch can be very annoying.
when cal getes an itch, i like to itch it;)
woah, intense action sequence!!! awesome!
I highly recommend listening to the incredibly enlightening Cure for The Itch song by Linkin Park. It cures your itches.
I am also a sufferer from itchy knees on occasion. Congratulations for the successful remedy.
i’m itching for a scratch.
indeed i have felt this tention you talk about, its the feeling of undeserved annoyance from your nerves
i had an itch once but ……….i found……umm…….what was it…….oh yea…CHEESE!!! i found cheese
wait why am i writting this O:
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Were you crawling on your knees prior to the knee-itching-then-scratching event? I know this sometimes can make your knees itchy. Especially if people knock you down onto the grass. I have had to experience this unfortunate happening on more than one occasion…
What activities dis you continue? Turning off lights or looking at walls?
I am in love with you.
If I may ask, which knee was it?
Just imagine if ur hands were tied and u wud not be able to scratch the knee..things wud have worsened..but why the hell am i writing so much, ur hands were not tied and u finally scratched ur knees…
Kudos!!!!
i pray for your itchy knee
Well don’t exhaust yourself by doing other activites. Stare at the wall again.
Wow. this is amazing. i wish i was as talented in writing as you are.
ALL HAIL DAVE.
I think this could be made into an epic movie. I would go and see it. Twice.
Reading that made my knee itchy!!! P.S. this is the dumbest site ever, awesome!
To JEN08
I’d go see 3 times at the movies…
Maybe have a Johnny depp in the lead role.
And steven Spielberg to direct
Luckly it was only one knee and not 2…….May i ask what other activitys where you doing…..your just so interesting!
OMFG THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
Ahaha… laughing is interesting. Especially when it isn’t. Scratching your knee is interesting too. Especially when it isn’t. My knee itches. But I don’t feel like scratching it.
persist in scratching, don’t give up! scratch harder and comfort and relief will come forth!……………….. (blood, too will come forth if you scratch too hard though…………………………………)
A movie based on this blog is a stimulating idea but I think you`re being too hasty in casting Johnny Depp in the lead role. I`m not sure if his knee could convincingly portray itchiness, or rise to the perhaps greater challenge of playing a knee that no longer itches.
I just scratched my knee too.. whoa!
My complaint is that this blog, in fact, isn’t the dullest one in the world.
I, too, scratch my knee when it’s itchy.
I read this to my incredibly hipper brother, when I was finished he was asleep
I read this to my incredirly hipper brother. By the time I was finished he was asleep. Not one of your better stories
When you scratched the knee, and the itch went away did you notice that not long after another place itches until finally you are constantly scratching yourself.
It’s the major dilema of my life
I’m glad you were able to relieve the itch by scratching the effected area. I sometimes scratch itches also. Thank you.
Moo.
Moooooo.
MOOOOOO-BANG!!!!
Hey, kids, we’re havin’ burgers to-NITE!!!!
The itch spoke and you answered it.
i like parsnips.
i have noodles every morning.
pie is tasty.
scratchring your knee is tasty.
i am correct.
do not overpower your fates of a woman.
Woooah. Lick it. Marry it. Have itchy knee children! -_-
Wow………..simon fuller is soooooo english!!!!!
Se’e’e’e’e’e’e’g!
La la la! la la la! la la la la la!
UMMM i had an itchy knee problem. it got to the point where i was ashamed and wouldnt leave the house out of fear that everyone would think i had a suspicious rash. I suggest medical help and counsling. it helped me!